World Peace.

Hump Day Thursday–> Headaches Bad Excuse for No Sex.

A female orgasm is a powerful painkiller (because of the release of endorphins), so headaches are in fact a bad excuse not to have sex.

Come on girls we all know we do it. When its just not that time which is more often than not [those men hornballers spend a gazillion seconds a day thinking about sex while women are much more practical with their time] because we have busy lives and are not in the mood… we just throw out excuses here there and everywhere to get him off our back. The poor sucker is always so hopeful and can be shut down so easily.

Well of that looong looong loong list of excuses we keep ready and waiting in our back pockets the usual “ummm I have a headache” line is just not good enough to meet your needs these days. Apparently there is contradicting news on a different scale.

Let me start you off with some lyrics by Marin Gayne- Sexual Healing 1982.
And when I get that feeling
I want Sexual Healing
Sexual Healing is good for me
Makes me feel so fine, it’s such a rush
Helps to relieve the mind, and it’s good for us
Sexual Healing, baby, is good for me
Sexual Healing is something that’s good for me
And it’s good for me and it’s so good to me
My baby ohhh

These lyrics along with some questions to some answers come from an article entitled Headaches and Sex: “Yes, Tonight Dear.”

With this Oklahoma study that points towards the fact that women felt relief of a serious migraine after having sex, we are led to another factor. Sex causes Migraines. And just who is effected by and what exactly is a sex headache?

Since about one in every 100 people have experienced a sex headache the decision will be left solely up to the inquirer.

If you think you want relief and you want relief and you want it fast, then there’s no other choice than to jump him. But… if you happen to fall in the one in one hundred category take some asprin and close your eyes for twenty minutes, that always helps. For me, I’d rather be drug free.

In the end the only conclusion we can definitely come to is that we have to be a little bit more artistic when it comes to making up excuses about having sex. Isn’t that right ladies?

Things’s.

This weekend is a time for receiving. Too many things going on all at once and every one of them will be a small package of happiness and surprise.

Here is a list of the receiving I will be doing this weekend in order of importance….

Next week will be a list of giving that I have done to make up for all the small things that make my life fantastically blissful.

3. American Outlaws

I have been trying to acquire this movie now for about four years. I rented it from the library back in the day, loved it and wanted it for my own. As it turns out a great friend who knows about my quest was out shopping and acquired said movie for just pennies. And those few pennies will lead to my great happiness in watching this movie again, and then maybe a second time all in one day.

2. Pictures!!

finally… Finally… FinAlLY!! I have been wanting to get pictures developed for some time now and I have finally been able to get all the pictures I have been lazily disregarding and not printing out. Now I will be able to immediately start my spring break scrap book that has been waiting ready for two months now, and I will be able to make picture albums of my trip to Hawaii!! EeeeEeEE! I love pictures. I find great joy in taking them and looking at them and this has been looooong awaited. So long in fact that I have placed an order for 1,327 pictures. Now that, my friends, is my biggest record yet.

1. Suunto Core Watch

I am definitely not a very good online shopper by any means. And when I say this I am serious. My problem with online shopping is the fact that I will never pay for overnight shipping and I absolutely positively hate waiting for something precious that I have ordered to come in the mail. I am very impatient when it comes to these things but to get good deals one must compromise, brood, and check the tracking update of said item twenty times a day till it arrives.

Now this is my beauty. The watch I have acquired for my military experience and I could not be happier with it. It is a combination watch, altimeter, barometer, compass, and depth meter. The only feature missing is the red button that turns it into a car that has automatic pioliting. I’m a huge geek when it comes to high tech gadgets and this watch even has my energy levels up. It has very many options, some I probably will never know how to use, but I will have them and I can’t smile bigger right now.

While I lay in wait for my watch, check out all of the crazy awesome things it can do. And don’t worry, that’s not the price I paid. I’m a bargain shopper by nature.

Come On Man!

HA HA.

[Toothpaste for Dinner Comics]

The Long Walk by Slavomir Rawicz

A+++++

Now what do you consider a long walk? How far can one go before saying O my, I think I’ve had a long walk today. What are the bounds to which you can push yourself before you just feel like you can’t go on one more step because you have walked all the way to those outer bounds and you would rather face death than continue on? When I was running the Rock & Roll country music marathon, I felt that 12 miles I trekked to the end with a leg cramp was more than long enough. Can you imagine turning that long walk into a year. Can you even begin to fathom that, because I couldn’t until I read this story. This true life story that is heart breaking and full of such heart. Heart is the only word I can give for it, because if anyone taking a year long walk would probably need quite a bit of heart to make it all that way.

If you can imagine for a second here, what they must have been through, let me try to put it in terms everyone can understand. If I were to walk the Appalachian trail, which extends from Maine to the Southern tip of Georgia it would probably take me four full months to go all the way and I would have to be an avid walker averaging around 30-40 miles a day.

Now taking a whole year I could walk the Appalachian trail down, back, and down again! Not to mention that when these men started their journey they left from the Southern tip of Siberia in the middle of the winter. In suffering conditions they went on their way with little to nothing in supplies. That by far is the most astounding. They fell through ice in the middle of the winter and had to suffer through crossing frozen streams in the ice cold. If this tale wasn’t true I could never imagine it.

Now Slavomir Rawic was a polish calvary officer at the beginning of World War 2, and he along with many other Polish men were captured and accused of being spies to Russia. Although the accusations were false these men went through pure torture from their arrest, until they ended up at a Siberian labor camp (Camp 303)  near the Southern tip of Russia. It took  them over a month to get there by train from Moscow and crammed in cattle cars!

After being at the camp for several months Slavomir decides that he must escape and finds a gang of people to do it with him. After they work out their plan and do their deed they must now secretely walk all the way through Russia, Mongolia, the Gobi desert, and the Himilaya mountains to India where they know they will be saved from Russian rule.

The most stunning part of the book was their trek through the Gobi Desert. Walking and walking for days without food and water. Not being able to eat or drink and only being able to get up and walk through sand. That must be the worst of all the tortures. When they finally decide to eat the snakes they see around this is the only thing that can save them.

Their last journey through the Himilaya mountains from the hot desert of the Gobi to the freezing temperature of the Himilaya’s, they encounter what could quite possibly have been the yeti or the abominable snow monster.

The most saddening part of the book is the end when they finally reach safety. When their minds betray them after all of the suffering and when they are finally okay they cannot help but keep living as they have lived. Its even more saddening that the survivors were unable to keep in touch with each other after they moved on with their lives. In the end had I the heart and depth to go that far to reach safety, I wouldn’t know what to do with myself. An entire year is a long time and one in which suffering can pay a tool.

Overall this book was heart piercing, it had me laughing and crying. The entire story was enjoyable and shocking, especially his time spent at the Russian jail with torturer’s. Put in the same situation, if I were asked to leave a manual labor camp that I was sentenced to for twenty five years, for only the slightest possibility of surviving, I would most definitely take the offer. I would rather die trying than with no fight left in me at all.

A gripping tale…. A most gripping tale.

Aspiring Video Game Character.

Screen shot from Half Life 2. hahaha.

The Cake is a Lie. Like We Weren’t Already Aware.

Here I am, referencing one of the basic most epic games to come from the orange box and I can’t help myself. God knows we all love portal. Yes its a one day challenge but it was almost better to play then half life 2 or team fortress. The sick sense of sarcasm that this game provides us was enough to make it an instant favorite and success among gamers everywhere.

One of my favorite lines [and I suppose this is mostly spawned off of a good friend who introduced me to the game and quickly made me know and love the game] would be “I will not stop enhancing the truth”. That is amazing.

One of the funniest stories I have about portal is making fun of said friend [noted above] and laughing about him playing the game. Let me set the mood for you. He’s all alone, in a dark room, with the small glow of a lamp barely visible behind the desktop. He is gripping the mouse and as he clips away through the levels of the game he is laughing creepily and neurotically to himself. eh ehh ehhhh. It is a fond memory I have and one we have spent many a day laughing over in the past.

I guess you might have had to have been there to understand but I can write what I want and you can choose to read it if you take a liking to it.

So for once and for all, as it always will be “THE CAKE IS A LIE” “THE CAKE IS A LIE” “THE CAKE IS A LIE!!!”

O yes and I would also like to note that during the portal review on zero punctuation, the Australian could not find one thing wrong with this game. He even says yeah I can’t say anything more about this game. That in my opinion is a great review, since he is always bashing something or other. Portal, you rock and this is a long awaited tribute to you that should have been written much earlier!

Left 4 Dead 2 and Assassin’s Creed 2 Same Day Release.

For all to the Left 4 Dead fans, it will be a great day on November 17th when the sequel is released in stores everywhere and you can jump right back into the zombie killing action. Yeeha! And for all the medieval fans [or should I say people who wish to find out medieval things by tapping into other DNA] out there that are interested in real game interaction Assassin’s Creed 2 will be released that day. So, there will be fun for everyone everywhere. You better run out and pre order a copy of your choice now so when its released you can jump right into the action.

Assassin’s Creed 2 will hopefully be better then ever and there is a huge expectancy surrounding this game. We were in love with the interaction that Assassin’s Creed had to offer, like doing things out of the ordinary attracted the normal passeby’s attention and you couldn’t just go crazy out there, you had to act cool or people would wander about you and stand down under a building as you walked across the roof saying O my what is that man doing up there?!?

I will always remember the era that surrounded its first release and the excitement as I watched videos about it online. Now, there is another buildup as the time ticks down to the sequel. All we can hope is that its not nearly as repetitive as the first one and that after working their way through the first one they can bring back a second one bigger and better than ever. Altaïr Ibn you are bad ass, and I enjoy playing you. Love the sword. This is a game to be excited over.

And of course we can’t forget about Left 4 Dead.

Thanks to Machinima who makes some of the best video game videos ever, I can supply you with a Left 4 Dead 2 Trailer. If you aren’t excited about the game, you will be now.

Just one Question… IS THAT TYRA BANKS AS A ZOMBIE??!??? Because I’m willing to bet that it is and she totally takes a head shot. hahaha.

Enjoy the trailers and get pumped for the games!

Stairway to Heaven.

I am going to post pone my shooting range experience for a day due to the fact that my sister decided to “borrow” my camera from me and took off with it and as I started frantically searching for it yesterday it was to no avail and I have to get the pictures off of people who took them.

Now as I sit down to write this post my pet dove is going crazy and she decided to fly over to the desk and walk across the keyboard to screw me up. She is cooing and hopping around. She loves me

Now to get to the point of this post. While I was lounging around in Hawaii, there was a very particular forbidden attraction that caught my eye. It is known as the Stairway to Heaven.

About the Stairway to Heaven from a Helpful Website:

Built in 1942 by the U.S. Navy as the site for a VFL antenna, 3,992 wooden steps were constructed to hoist the equipment into place. In 1955 a metal ladder was installed for better access to the antenna. In 1957 the antenna was decommissioned and in 1971 the site was turned over the U.S. Coast Guard.

Thousands of hikers have made the arduous journey to the top for the fantastic view of both sides of the island. However, on September 20, 1997 the Stairway was closed due to vandalism and costs to maintain the safety of the trail.

After conditions of the hike deteriorated they closed the trail because of how unsafe it became, but this did little to deter hikers and wanders alike.

In 1987 because of the terrible conditions they decided to renovate and make the stairs safe because they were afraid the unwanted public would get them in trouble. After spending 875,000 the trek is newly repaired. The problem now is the land leading up to the trial is not publicly owned and citizens are enraged at the amount of people trying to walk and litter on their land.

They do have security guards that patrol 12 hours a day seven days a week, year round, but that is not stopping illegal hikers from making the climb.

This includes me and my friend who hope to go back to Hawaii when they make the climb legal so we might be able to do it.

Hopefully they will be able to get the right papers and things to devise a path of land that will be safe to hikers to use to start the trek.

My thinking is that if you spent the 875,000 to renovate, you better use it!

Die-hard hikers travel Oahu’s “Stairway to Heaven.”

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Laugh Your Pants Off.

This youtube video here has been making me laugh hysterically for about 7 months now. I still occasionally watch it along with the No Scope video, both created by Machima and both of them I found on bs angels blog during the annual awards showdown. Also two of the best halo videos I have ever seen. I have watched each of them like 20 times and I still laugh and find them very enjoyable every time.

This video is entitled bag boy and you will be little surprised to see why. After realizing that I have not actually posted it on my site I just couldn’t let that happen so I’m fixing that immediately.