Hump Day Thursday—> Sexcapades

Admit it. You people have crazy sex in crazy places. Whether you are trying to join the mile hide club or just can’t make it home and an open field seems welcoming, almost everyone has been caught in a sticky public situation. haha. Spilling your guts on the crazy things that happened or keeping them secret because they are just too embarrassing, public places are a playground with the sexually frustrated adventurists, who are just too bored of their own beds.

This one time, when I was watching Maury they had 16 years on there that won’t stop having sexual intercouse with random boys. [I don't know how much of this is beliveable and we all know how ridiculous shows like Maury are] but the girl on the show admitted to even doing it in the McDonald’s Bathroom. OMG. She should be quarantined and not allowed to be the presence of others for at least a month. Can you imagine the bacteria that festers in the McDonald’s bathroom. I’m gagging right now just thinking of it. GROSS. If anyone has had sex in the bathroom of a fast food restaurant just stay out of civilization for at least 2 weeks, take a bath in oxyclean since the commercials certify that that cleans absolutely everything, and for God’s sakes stay away from me. To this day after watching Maury I have completely steered clear of all fast food bathrooms unless its a super emergency.

Moving on we will tackle the old back yard quickie. You know, something about getting grass in your ass that you just don’t like to deal with. Unless your in the heat of the moment where you just don’t care. On a side note I heard that doing it on a trampoline is super fun. You get extra bounce with your thrusts. This is all through the grape vine mind you.

Also, we have the whole do it in your car thing which I can’t really figure out and I find to be very dangerous. I would never want to be compromised in such a position and I would be way to embarrassed if other cars passing me should see. I can understand the little things like oral but really going all the way on the highway. Just a bad idea.

Finally, the worst place to have a sexcapade is at your place of work. First of all because that probably means that you are getting it on with somebody at the office which is a very big NO NO and second of all because getting it on with somebody at the office is a huge NO NO. This either means that are you are sleeping around and you are both single, or you are sleeping around and one or both of you are married or in a relationship. Bad idea.

Wherever your sexcapde may be I’m interested in learning about some of the craziest places you have Gone… All… The… WAY. So let me know about your sexcapades and make this post worthwhile. Also to get you started here is a poll. Exercise your vote. One more interesting thought, check out Glamour.