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The Devastation From Last Year Still Hurts.

Never Never Neverr would I have guessed that I could have been so completely upset and devastated by one football game. In fact I was so hurt that even now over a year later, I still feel the pain of it. Let me bring you back to that day.

“There is only one minute to go. I glance at the clock and again we have posession. We are heading down to our goal zone. That simple rectangluar patch of grass that changes lives forever and built grown men spend all their time preventing the other team from entering. I am standing behind the goal on our side. The view is so pure I feel nothing else around me but the game. My fists are clenched in the freezing air, my body rigid. I can see my breath as it takes a rythmic beat and I feel my body slow down in time as everything else fades away. My eyes are big, there is only three seconds left and one play allowed. We are close, but anything can happen. Will we make history? I look expectantly, waiting for the miracle.

The play begins. I catch my breath and hold it, although I don’t even realize. I arch up on my toes, which are completely frozen by this point as I strain to see the ball. My man, #2 is in the end zone and #5 throws it. The ball sails through the air as the time ticks to zero. #2 jumps up in the air but at that second the other team comes in and tips the ball out of his reach. They both fall, and we do not have the victory.

I let out the breath I didn’t even realize I was holding. Absolute devestation surrounds me. I stare dumbly at the clock transfixed by the glowing numbers, willing them to change. My hands drop to my sides, I can hear the screams of anguish because the home team just lost their bid to greatness.

I rock back down to my feet. Immediately the numbness starts to settle in. My toes are stiff and unmoving, My fingers feel like they are going to break. I let my surroundings wash back over me as I tune in to the crowd. We will not be playing celebration. Tears start to well up in my eyes, they slide down my cheeks and I can’t even help it. This is the first time I’ve ever cried over football. I’ve never felt such total loss.

Everywhere there is heartache. I can clearly remember the faces. Everyone is in shock, and those of us who understand this outcome, shake their heads in disappointment. I turn back to the field, and no matter what, I can not hide the devastation from my face. I have become a true fan. As everyone starts filing out of the stadium with their heads down, I know that this is the end. And I hate it.”

To this day when that game is brought up, I immediately feel these emotions run trhough me and I want to punch a bitch. Although I hold back, this outcome might be a sore subject for a very very long time.

Hump Day Thursday On Friday–> The Pair of Tongs

So, as I was looking up information about the Karma Sutra for a previous hump day Thursday, I found this sex position that I really just can’t quite figure out. It is called “The Pair of Tongs”. Because of its absurd position I have to take the time right now to think through this. Here is the picture.

Now mind you my friend and I attempted to hold this position for one second (With our clothes on obviously) and spent five minutes rolling on the floor laughing. Its so impossible. She told me that her and her boyfriend would absolutely never be able to do something like this. We lost it. I consider both of us to be of average height and weight and O my its impossible. Now who can do this? Anyone? I really must know.

The one circumstance that would allow you to accomplish this position is if you have muscle man and a cheerleader type girl, but then she might be too short and wouldn’t be able to the ground. haha. And if you were caught doing it like this. O my. Although I can’t do this position I would just die if someone walked in, What would you say? So weird.

You must try it out though. If anyone out there can accomplish the Pair of Tongs, you will receive an A+++ from me.

Boobless.

Every time. This makes me laugh every time.

Cog Tag Acheivement Complete. O Yeah.

Finally! I decided to go back on Gears of War 1 and obtain my Cog tags achievement. I snitched the last of them today and got my points. Of course I won’t even lie, there was some help from the you tube video that shows where all of the tags are located because let’s face it I totally never would have been able to get some of those. Overall, I think I did a good job. The one I really couldn’t find was outside of the factory when you go onto the pipe/plank and run to the end of it. Totally looked that one up. haha.

So I can finally be excited because I am ready to move on to Gears of War 2. I’m already hearing it is absolutely amazing and I can’t wait to find out for myself

For all of you out there who have been lazy and haven’t gotten around to doing it yet, get to it. Here is the video.

Carter Burell, Paramore, & Linkin Park- Twilight Soundtrack

I can not explain how much my heart would melt if someone played me a song like this.

Why is it SO True?

I mean seriously, nothing seems more pathetic when you see a kid drop his scoop of ice cream on the ground, unless they’re wearing a snow suit. Ha. Although you probably wouldn’t be eating ice cream if you’re in a snow suit, it would be quite pathetic watching a kid bending over but unable to because of their one piece snow suit (A Christmas Story). So Sad. Mrrr.

Twilight Movie Review–> Spoiler’s Included.

AUTHOR’S NOTE: DO NOT READ THIS IF YOU HAVE NOT WATCHED THE MOVIE AND WANT TO SEE IT FOR YOURSELF. THANKS.

ALSO NOTE THIS REVIEW IS GIVEN WITH A BRITISH ATTITUDE… JUST BECAUSE.

My ranking for this movie: 2 stars

I’ll give one star for the baseball game, because that scene was awesome and pretty much how I pictured it when I read the book and I’ll give one star for the last scene in the studio because that’s how I would have pictured that as well.

Everything else was bullocks. Now before I go further into this review I will say that I understand that this movie was made by a movie company that is not well known and that it was directed by two women who area also not well known. With that said, I do understand why the special effects (such as the vampire’s running through the woods and climbing trees) was not very good so I won’t dwell on this any long.

As for the rest of the movie, Jacob is introduced in the opening scene, not at LaPush. Bullocks -1.

Charlie didn’t look like I pictured him. Bullocks -1.

The house did not look at all as I pictured it. Bullocks -1.

Edward sparkling in the sun. Terrible. In my head I pictured him like diamonds and every which direction he moved you had to move your eyes because it was so bright. Rubbish -1.

Bella’s Lullaby. Because I love the piano and playing classical music the scene in the book where Edward plays her the lullaby made me feel so much emotion. In the movie I wasn’t even sure if he was playing the right music and it seemed more detached from the movie than a part of it. I didn’t feel it. Also Rubbish -1.

For some reason all of Bella’s friends were Biracial (Not that there is anything wrong with this) but in the book they are clearly not. Bullocks -1.

As for the Cullen’s family:

Esme wasn’t in the movie much but I did like her. +1

Carlisle. I didn’t picture him like this but now I can. That actor played the character well and exactly how I pictured it. +2

Rosalie was not nearly as painstakingly beautiful as she should have been. Bullocks -1.

Jasper wasn’t really who I expected him to be although he’s not a major character -.5.

Emmet. Love him. He was very good looking and funny, but not in the movie enough. +1/-1

Edward was only beautiful at times, his forehead was too high with that hairstyle. Bullocks -1.

Bella was not how I pictured her however, she did fit the character well, and was funny. +2

The development between Edward and Bella lacked greatly (obviously it always does in movies). They went from just meeting to being in love between two scenes. So unrealistic especially when you know how much more development there is in the book. Double Bullocks -4.

James. Super hott. Quite awesome. Knew he had to die and he should have but I liked looking at him. +1

Victoria. What was with the fur? And her hair was not fire read it was more like Strawberry blonde. -1

As for the events they were so out of sync with the book. I did not like that at all. -3.

Let me add in here the Baseball scene and the fight at the end. +4.

The car accident scene was supposed to happen because of ice. Not cool. -1.

The prom would have never looked like that in a small town. Now come on people. -2.

Bella’s prom dress sucked. -1.

Stephanie Meyers appearing in the movie. Good choice, because if I get my book published and it turns into a movie I’ll want to do the same thing. +3

The fans at the midnight showing: The most annoying people you will ever come into contact with. They laughed at little things that were not funny, they clapped, they talked out loud like everyone wanted to hear what they were saying, and most of all they made my movie experience worse then it might have actually been. Piss off all of you. -10.

So in the end: -14.5. Terrible.

This just goes to show for the 100 millionth time that the book is 1 million times better than the movie. Why do people keep trying? Its never going to be the other way around. Face the facts.

Also Note: Although I feel this way, if they make the next book a movie I will most definitely go and see it.:)

Break Brake Break.

It’s official. My break has begun, and I am so thankful. Its time to just stop. Breath. Read books for pleasure, and spend the week with friends. yes. Thank-you C.C. for searching for land in another place other than Europe.

If anyone has every heard of the Clarks, you would probably recognize Born too Late (one of their best songs), but this song makes me think of Christopher Columbus when I hear it.

Lyrics: Born too Late, by the Clarks

Vincent will you teach me how to paint
Teresa will I ever be a saint
John I really think your songs are great
I was born too late

William will you teach me how to write
Cassius will you show me how to fight
Thomas A. I think I see the light
I was born tonight

I’ve had a hard time leaving this town
I’ve been losing everything that I’ve found
I’m gonna search the sky, kiss the ground
Build it up and tear it back down

I’ve had a hard time leaving this place
I’ve been counting all the lines on my face
I’m gonna curse the sky, hit the ground
What goes up comes tumbling down

Jimi show me how you play that thing
Elvis will I ever be a king
and Jerry all the joy and love you bring
I was born to sing

Martin Luther King show me the way
Jesus Buddha teach me how to pray
Christopher I think I see the bay
I was born today

Good stuff. So, I should probably get the rest of my stuff packed up and finish the dishes because I can’t leave dirty dishes in the sink all week and God knows my roomate will not touch them, so that I can head out. My mom wants me to be heading back before 4:00 because a big snow storm is heading in apparently. I’ll post something later.

Peace out Cubscout

Hump Day Thursday–> Are you a Statistic?

On average there are approximately 100 million acts of sexual intercourse each day. 100 million for real? Wow that’s alot of sex, and the worst part is thinking about your friends, family, and enemies getting it on. I mean everyone does it. Whether you want to admit it or not, people are getting it on. Some lead a whole new life in the bedroom.

Now in this 100 million range we have to also consider the animal kingdom and the non asexual bacteria, plus the oceans. I’m sure there’s plenty of sexual intercourse happening between the fish that live in the Great Barrier Reef to shame us all.

So whether you’re a bug, a fish, a sloth, or a human, you are also a statistic. The numbers only go up when you’re out there doing your thing.

Now for those of you who really enjoy sex. Good Job. You’re helping the numbers increase like the stats on this blog. ha.

So what are you waiting for? You better get home so you can be number 78,987,364 out of 100 million who gets it on today. No ifs ands or buts about it. You wouldn’t want to be shown up by a fish now would you?