On the Road.

Today Crime Scene lab has been cancelled, and so I have no classes to be at and I’m going to visit my friend even earlier. Yay! This is my bestest friend mind you. All Hallow’s Eve is going to rock this year. I’m dressing up as a slutty secret service agent. haha.

Unfortunately I’ve been feeling quite down lately because as the days are passing by faster and faster, I feel like I’m slowly and pacefully walking through syrup as I try my hardest to catch up. Every once and a while the fact that I’m graduating in May and I have no set plan starts to creep up on me. Then when I get new options I get excited for a hot second, but then I realize how highly competetive these options are and I become bummed again. I mean I definitely have a chance, don’t get me wrong, I’m just saying that its hard to feel like a failure.

The closer and closer I come towards graduation, the more I want it, and the more I fear it. Its time to overcome this hurtle and prove to myself mostly, but also my friends and family that I was able to accomplish something. But its also time to leave the safety shield of school behind. What I’ve known since I started to remember things.

Do you realize how much schooling we’ve been in. Years and Years. So when we are graduated and done, (since its not time for graduate school quite yet) the balance of our lives is completely tipped for better and worse.

The only thing I can tell you is that working a mundane 9-5 office job is not for me, as its not for most people I would assume. So then, what else is out there???

Hump Day Thursday–> The Karma Sutra

“Given today’s average frequency of sexual intercourse, it would
take the typical American couple more than four years to try
every one of the 529 positions described in the Kama Sutra.”

First of all, what is the Karma Sutra??? The Karma Sutra is an ancient indian text considered to be the standard work on human sexual behavior. It was written by Vatsyayana.

In the text the penis is refereed to as linga and the vagina is referred to as yoni.

Here are a few positions to unsettle you and get you home faster so you can have a go. Just remember this is only a few. In Karma Sutra there are many many many more options.

1. Widely Opened:

How to do it…

Your man kneels on the bed. You raise your bum and thighs and wrap your legs around him.

Then arch your back and lean backwards as he thrusts in and out of you, holding you underneath your back.

What’s great about it?

Leaning back with your boobs on full show will drive your man wild and make you feel brilliant as a result.

By Charolette Gun

Kama Sutra rating: 5/5

2. The Milk and Water Embrace:

How to do it…

This position needs to be performed on a chair with no arms.

He takes a seat and you climb aboard, but facing away from him. You begin with him touching you as you guide his hand around your genitals. Then when you’re both turned on enough, he raises you up and lowers you down on top of him.

You then rock back and forth to give you both a really explosive orgasm.

What’s great about it

You get great foreplay as well as great sex and it can be done anywhere you have a chair!

By Charolette Gun

3. The Lotus- Because who wouldn’t want to try a sex position named that?

How to do it…

Great for yoga lovers, this position might challenge you a little bit but is definitely worth a go. You lie on your back and cross your legs and bring them as much towards your chest as possible. He then thrusts in and out of you – all you’ve got to do is hold the pose!

What’s great about it?

The position should really hit your G-spot

By Charlotte Gunn

For many more Karma Sutra Positions Work it!

Now I suggest, seeming that four years is a long time to try that many different sexual acts, that you go through a pick and choose. Either way, get out there and get happy.

The Boomer… Gears of War

Boomer Background

Among the least sophisticated of the Locusts, Boomers are gigantic, obese, and tougher versions of the Locust Drones that can take a lot of damage. A Boomer’s weapon of choice is the Boomshot (a sort of grenade/rocket launcher), which they will fire while habitually shouting “Boom!” (thus the ‘Boomer’ moniker) which acts as a warning for Gears to move out of the way. They also sometimes say “For the Queen!” or “Die, enemy!”. They are often seen partnered with other Boomers, but they do not use infantry tactics, instead they move forward slowly and fire their weapons. Any Gear who can use cover can defeat this type of Locust. Boomers are however incredibly tough, able to withstand 3 Headshots from a Longshot on the hardcore and insane difficulties. It takes around 2 full clips of Lancer to kill one, but it is far easier to just tap a grenade on one. They can be easily identified by the rumbling noises of their footsteps, the introductory lines: “Enemies” or “Ground Walker” and have the deepest of all known locust voices so they can be easily spotted and engaged. Sometimes, Gears will announce “Boomer!” as another form of warning that one is in range.

Now go with me to one part inparticualar on Gears of war 1, act 2 right before you pick up the big ass car that you take on the road with you. You’re at the gas pump right before the locusts attack. You’re on casual of course because I’m not hardcore nor am I insane. It’s you, Dom, and the angry man who is keeping an eye on his register, even though like two seconds later the entire gas station gets attacked and the place is completely ruined.

So this is me. I start sniping because wouldn’t you know there’s a sniper rifle in that back room and I walk outside right when the Boomer appears and starts shooting his grenadelike gun. I start freaking out and of course Dom is over somewhere in the dark getting attacked by the Kryll and being useless. Its me and the angry man fighting this thing. I’m screaming and freaking out running in circles around the gas pump and using my whole body to maneuver (this is what happens when I get very irritated) the controller, so I’m pretty much useless.

It doesn’t help the matter that I forgot to switch back to the lancer and am trying to snipe at him at close range and all the while he is shooting at me and yelling  Boom! Boom! Boom!

I must say, this is very innovative and I like that. Although it is making me more anxious because I know every time he says it he’s shooting his gun, it also makes him more real.

Overall I like the boomers better than the locusts. They’re kind of cute. I just wish we had a few fighting with us not against us. Marcus Finex really needs to make some new friends. haha.

SPY MUSEUM Yesss…

O I’m sooo excited. Next week, this is where I will be and I absolutely cannot wait! I’ve been conducting my own spy work since I was a child. I always thought that I would do something like that some day although, I do realise how competetive it is now, but hey, there’s still a small chance I could still become involved. Like 2% to be exact.

I’ve bought a read through various spy books and I have tried to device a few contraptions of my own. Of course none of these things ever survived. Alias was my all time favorite show back in the day and I watched seasons 1-4 religiously.

I can’t Wait!

A review will be posted after I return, but I already know that I’m going to absolutely love it.

All that’s left now is to act like a spy.

VOTTTTTEEEEEEE NOV. 4th

If you don’t vote then I don’t want to hear one word about your polical opinions, your views on anything. SHUT UP.

If you don’t vote then you don’t have a say. And don’t give the excuse that you’re not in your hometown. Obtaining Absent T Ballots are easy. Make it happen.

YOU HAVE FREEDOM and You Impoverish yourself if you choose to ignore or take it for granted.

This is my last chance. Please make your voice heard.

This is the first time I am elligable to vote in presidential election, I’m driving home from school, just so I can, becaue I want to fill out a ballot.

And when This race ends and the winner only wins by one vote, I’ll know why my voice needs to be, and will be heard.

Get informed… hurry, you only have one more week.

Fingerprint Residue

New item of the week or the next month should I say… the new topic of my research paper. Petitioning to a judge (my teacher) that the techniques in fingerprint residue using Gas Chromatograph Mass Spectrometry, should be admitted into court on a certain case.

Wow. Mouth full. I know right. I’ve already started doing the research, and it is quite interesting. A nerd like me would say, anyway. haha. I had to get a head start on this paper, when normally I’m a slacker, because I have alot of things coming up in the next few weeks like Halloween and many more fun things, so I want to get the paper pretty much written and out of the way so I don’t have to stress while I’m doing the fun things. Get it?

Now the coolest part about this process, is that they are using it to analyze your fingerprints for drugs, nicotine from smokers, and explosives and bombs.

In case you didn’t know you leave natural compounds when you touch your fingerprints, such as cholesterol, amino acids, fatty acids, etc.

Using a complicated extraction method, you can extract residues that are left in fingerprints after you lift them, and using a mass spectrometer, you can analyze the residues and determine if the person was touching illegal substances prior to their arrest.

The best part, those substances mold to your fingerprint, so that even if you think you can fight it, how can you, your pattern, that is unique to you and no one else in the world, is now holding the evidence for you. Amazing! Yeah yeah, getting excited over all of the little things. I know.

P.S. I testify for real in court testimony tomorrow. AAHH. I just need to be confident, be confident, be confident.

The Unibrow Dilema

If anyone has ever seen It’s Always Sunny in Philadelphia (funniest show ever) the episode: The gang gets held Hostage, you might be reminded of the scene where Dennis is in the bathroom with the McPoyle’s sister and he’s trying to escape so it tries to use his charm to seduce her so that she will let him.

He kisses her and they are all hot and sweaty mind you and then he looks at her and says “You’re unibrow, its so together” and he connects his two pointer fingers and gives her his best seducing look.

She just leans in and sticks out her tongue to kiss him.

He pushes her away and goes “No, that parts done, its time for me to escape.”

She just stares at him.

It’s much funnier to see. Go watch it Now!

Skull Locations: Halo 3

Are you like me, and still have not finished getting all of the skulls on Halo 3 yet. I’ve been lazy and I really wasn’t sure where all of them were. I’ve found this very instructional video locating all of the skulls and in a very instructional way.

One of my favorite things is accents and listening to this boy give me an instructional video on all nine of the skull locations couldn’t have been hotter.

Now go finish that acheivement because that’s my plan this week.

Anderson “The Spider” Silva

Yesterday was my first experience watching a fighting match and boy do they get beat up. Some people can’t even walk away they get hit so hard.  This guy is the middle weight champion weighing in at 185 and he is 6′2″.

Anderson Silva moves like a spider and he definately fights like a spider striking out in every which direction.

Last night he was defending his world title to fight Patrick Cote. Unfortunately for Cote, while they were moving in a circle his knee popped out and he tore what they think is his hamstring, having to forfeit the match.

Anderson Silva was disappointed with having to take his win that way and Cote really wanted to keep the fight going, it was just not meant to be. The referee won’t allow you to take that chance, because they literally beat the crap out of each other.

They spend weeks and weeks training for one of these fights and this is nothing like wrestling. In these matches they can use whatever form of fighting they would like, they just get in there and go at it.

Sometimes I wish I could fight someone and just get out all of my frustrations and just everything. All of that mad energy. I want to fight until I can’t anymore. Until I’m too exhausted to continue. Just sometimes, I want to forget all of my worries and channel my anger into pure release. I want to fight to forget.

P.S. Let’s go Steelers!!

Do Me a Favor, Lose My Number.

Finally, Finally, Finally. I have stood up for myself and damnit it felt good.Yesterday at like 3am I get a phone call from a guy that I have had previous encounters with. In case you were wandering the last time I have talked to him was like three months ago.

I happened to be awake so I answered the phone. [O no]. He asks me where I am and tells me he misses me.

Bullshit! Biggest load of crap ever. If you miss me, then why have I not heard from or talked to you in three months?

Where am I at? Just waiting by the phone for your call so I can run to wherever you are. NOT.

So I tell him all of this, and I also tell him that he is the biggest asshole I have ever met. Do you think that you can just call me when its at your convenience? Apparently so. Well it might have been true in the past, but not anymore, because I’m taking a stand.

I tell him that I’m not coming home till Thanksgiving and I’m not going to see him unless he takes me out on a REAL date. There are guidelines and I’m not joking. He tells me that he would love to date me, but he’s also drunk, so we’ll see.

Then I tell him that he’s still a huge asshole again and that if he isn’t serious and really only wants in my pants, just do me a big favor, and loose my number. That’s right. I’ve had it.

So there it is plain and simple. I’m done messing around. Take me on a date or Lose my Number. K thanks.